Three's a Crowd, Especially at Bedtime

I came across this interesting article interview in The New Yorker about a polyamorous throuple. As implied in the article, living in a polyamorous throuple comes with its unique bedtime challenges. 

Sharing a king-sized bed with two other people and an eight-pound dachshund can get a bit crowded, especially when navigating different sleeping preferences and negotiating mattress firmness. 

While polyamory sounds enticing, squeezing into bed with multiple partners and a pet often turns into a nightly game of "bedtime Tetris."