#ThingsNotToSayToAPatient

I got my degree from Trump University.
#ThingsNotToSayToAPatient

— Scott Williams (@jswilliams1962) August 20, 2017

Dr: It's 50/50

Patient: Whether I'll live?

Dr: No, whether the insurance will pay me before you die

#ThingsNotToSayToAPatient

— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) August 20, 2017

Just ignore that flat line#ThingsNotToSayToAPatient

— Shea Browning (@SheaBrowning) August 20, 2017

Turn your head and cough. Now say cheese!#ThingsNotToSayToAPatient

— Alydar Skyy (@MissAlydarSkyy) August 20, 2017

#ThingsNotToSayToAPatient
.... maybe it's because you're fat. pic.twitter.com/sHRRwAW4yC

— Terri Phillips (@tphillipscpc) August 20, 2017