#WhyImSingle

I eat the top layer of my popcorn using only my tongue. #WhyImSingle

— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) February 7, 2018

Last time I went in for a check up my doctor asked me what birth control I was using and I said, "My personality." She laughed so gotdamn hard she had to put her clipboard down. #WhyImSingle

— India Dorondo (@SecrtlyMsMarvel) February 7, 2018

Him: I don't get why your single.
Me: You're*#WhyImSingle

— nashefa. (@nashefaaa) February 7, 2018

Me: I’m so single

Boy: hey

Me: not you #WhyImSingle

— Judy (@Judyyseng) February 7, 2018

The reason #WhyImSingle is pretty obvious. Wait hold on... *Yells upstairs from basement* “MOM WHY AM I SINGLE AGAIN??”

— Trusted Texan (@TrustedTexan) February 7, 2018