#FavTweets 2017 October Comedy

Everyone gets their fifteen minutes of fame. Even Phil the Shark. #Tosh pic.twitter.com/jHgm6FnkHu

— Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) October 1, 2017

I believe I can fl— pic.twitter.com/WUksczcDqt

— theCHIVE (@theCHIVE) October 3, 2017

On #NationalTacoDay I’m gonna celebrate by eating a taco & then tweeting #TrumpIsAMoron-I hope you’ll join in on the celebration! #RESIST pic.twitter.com/Ninootpvbr

— Scott Dworkin (@funder) October 4, 2017

If she doesn't know what this is, she's too young for you bro. #RIPAIM pic.twitter.com/oZq6UXjRfL

— Devin Walker (@Devin_Walker5) October 6, 2017

When threatened the pope can spray holy venom up to 25ft pic.twitter.com/vGocN9tR7o

— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) October 8, 2017

when your friend makes you pay for the Uber then immediately bails pic.twitter.com/vALmpIBzGV

— theCHIVE (@theCHIVE) October 10, 2017

#UNESCO pic.twitter.com/9sanplNkEN

— Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) October 12, 2017

Haha 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/jggOXrG3QS

— Sophie_hot_pic (@sophiehotpic) October 13, 2017

When I drop my kids off at school I always tell them, “Just remember I NEVER have to go to school AGAIN. See ya in 8 hrs I’m going to nap.” pic.twitter.com/6aAH9FXvF3

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) October 16, 2017

In the "I'm getting old" department.., a kid saw this and said, "oh, you 3D-printed the 'Save' Icon." pic.twitter.com/rwgCpSjfDQ

— Bill Gross (@Bill_Gross) October 17, 2017

PARENTS: I think it’s time we have another.

KID: Fat chance. pic.twitter.com/4KVSTeDGua

— theCHIVE (@theCHIVE) October 18, 2017

Peculiar goings on in the artwork at the White house... pic.twitter.com/pXC3lDqttP

— The Peculiarium (@Peculiarium) October 18, 2017

got so drunk last night we started labeling things in our airbnb and woke up to this pic.twitter.com/KyK664vdfN

— SoaR NUDAH (@Nudah) October 21, 2017

Happy birthday, baby. pic.twitter.com/TysO4F620D

— Blake Lively (@blakelively) October 23, 2017

LOL I am Groot Porn!! :) (watch MY porn here: https://t.co/tBL1A3T0O9 ) Funny Pic: pic.twitter.com/muf6aonDG3

— Lelu Love (@lelulovexo) October 27, 2017

When you start to think all hope is lost for 2017, remember there’s always @PriceIsRight. #Mila2020 #badmomsxmas #priceisright pic.twitter.com/CZ1QSKbp7j

— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) October 28, 2017

The Adorable Squid Boy [Comic] https://t.co/T9zOaFhWXU pic.twitter.com/SiBMCRv3vy

— Geeks are Sexy (@geeksaresexy) October 31, 2017