#ThingsNotToSayToSanta

#ThingsNotToSayToSanta

Does Mrs. Claus work the pole while you're gone?

— mᎥᏦᎬ ᏞᎥᏆᎬᏒᎪᏞᏞᎽ (@SkippyMcGizzard) December 24, 2017

Wow you’re even fatter in person #ThingsNotToSayToSanta

— Greg Boyea (@HollywoodBooyah) December 24, 2017

Why do all the gifts you bring say made in China? #ThingsNotToSayToSanta

— Julie (@Rodgers4you) December 24, 2017

You know, the Easter Bunny just brings stuff without getting all judgey. #ThingsNotToSayToSanta pic.twitter.com/TnRHF7xjpf

— MeltLikeChristmasButta (@jwbutta) December 24, 2017

#ThingsNotToSayToSanta - Don't blame the cookies. Blame your lack of self control.

— Serenity (@SkullsNCookies) December 24, 2017