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Tuesday, April 18, 2023

"The World's Worst Lover"

Fortunately, I have never been told I was the worst lover. 

The worst thing said was by an old girlfriend who commented how bad sex was but acknowledged it was our first time. Which was a true response. Our sex life was amazing; unfortunately, she was mentally unstable. Brings to mind when Trump once speculated about Lindsay Lohan, "deeply troubled" women are "great in bed." There's an ounce of truth in that, I think.

Alden Erikson, PLAYBOY (November 1995)

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