Album Cover: Boston - Boston

Album Cover

Album: Boston - Boston
Released: August 25, 1976
Cover Illustration: Roger Huyssen

Sources:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_(album)
https://www.discogs.com/Boston-Boston/release/1559871

#myfirstkissin5words

#MyFirstKissIn5Words

Who can remember last week?

— Corey Miller (@StopEatingBees) August 25, 2017

Did we just have sex? #MyFirstKissIn5Words

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Lots of weird licking involved. #MyFirstKissIn5Words

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I'm afraid to find out.#OurFutureIn5Words

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Twitter will definitely still exist #OurFutureIn5Words

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Jane's Addiction - Jane Says

Music Appreciation

Released August 23, 1988, Jane Says by Jane's Addiction peaked the Alternative Songs chart at #6. The song appeared in the group's 1987's debut album, Jane's Addiction then re-recorded in the Nothing's Shocking album.

The title of the song refers to Perry Farrell's ex-housemate, Jane Bainter, who is the muse and inspiration for the most of his songs and the band's namesake.

The music video was directed by Carter B. Smith, and features the band playing the song during their tour.

Source:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_Says

Album Cover: Dishwalla - Pet Your Friends

Album Cover

Album: Dishwalla - Pet Your Friends
Released: August 22, 1995
Models: Jone Pedersen and pet deer Bucky
Photographer: Jon Brenneis for LIFE Magazine

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I got my degree from Trump University.
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— Scott Williams (@jswilliams1962) August 20, 2017

Dr: It's 50/50

Patient: Whether I'll live?

Dr: No, whether the insurance will pay me before you die

#ThingsNotToSayToAPatient

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.... maybe it's because you're fat. pic.twitter.com/sHRRwAW4yC

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How Do You Play It?

I bought my 13 year old a music CD. I was excited to see his response as he opened the package it came in. He took it out from the package and looked at it with amazement, "Wow! The movie?"

"No," I responded. "It's the soundtrack to Guardians of the Galaxy 2."

After a second or two, he asked, "How do you play it?"

I became perplexed. He was right. I didn't think past the music CD.

"HOW THE FUCK IS HE GOING TO PLAY THIS CD?" I thought.

My hamster wheel started turning. "The laptop," I proclaimed as a solution. My son rushed to his laptop as I went for mine. But no luck. Our laptops has no CD/DVD reader.

He then resolved the issue, "The XBox, dad." He inserted the disc and it played, but the audio was not the sound I expected. I was unsatisfied.

"I'll be right back," I told him as I rushed to find my shoes and car keys.

"Where are you going," he asked.

"I think I have a CD player in my storage unit," I responded.

Sure enough. I found my old CD player which was tangled and connected to portable speakers. Excitedly, I rushed back to my apartment.

My son and I untangled the wires to the speakers and connected it to the CD player.

Alas, the CD played.