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Thursday, February 15, 2024

"You Watch the Weirdest P*rn"

Watching adult content can be challenging when you have a pet, especially if it's a particularly needy or affectionate animal. The last thing you want is for your pet to suddenly crave attention or attempt to join you on your lap when jacking off.

In the past, when I had pets, I strategically scheduled my private time around their mealtime to ensure I had ample uninterrupted moments. However, there were a few instances when a particularly clingy dog vehemently objected to being locked out of the room, creating a distracting cacophony of scratching and howling.

By Adam Ellis @adamtots


Tuesday, February 13, 2024

One Size Fits All

There are different sizes of condoms that accommodate the varying sizes of penises. This is something I didn't realize early in life. I thought one size of condom fits all. But that's not the case.

Choosing the right condom size is essential for a comfortable and safe experience. I once bought condoms that were too snug. So snug that it was difficult putting it on and very uncomfortable. 

To ensure the right fit, it's essential to measure the penis' girth not the length. So, when I saw the condom box labeled "Large" I should not have been intimidated or think it mean length. Yes, a 5 1/2 inch girth is large. Yay me.  

So, it's important to choose the right size that fits comfortably to ensure the best protection and enjoyable sexual experience. 

Phil Interlandi, PLAYBOY (November 1995)

Monday, February 12, 2024

Eugène Atget

Photography Appreciation

Eugène Atget, hailed as a trailblazer in documentary photography, is revered for his enduring impact on the art form. Born on February 12, 1857, in Libourne, Atget was raised by his maternal grandparents in Bordeaux. Following his secondary education, he sought admission to the National Conservatory of Music and Drama, facing initial rejection before fulfilling his military service requirement and ultimately gaining acceptance.

Venturing into the realm of acting, Atget joined a traveling troupe, gracing stages in and around Paris. It was during this time that he crossed paths with Valentine Delafosse Compagnon, an actress who would become his companion until her death.

However, Atget's acting career was cut short by a vocal cord infection, prompting a shift to painting, without notable success. Subsequently, he found his calling in photography, capturing his inaugural images of Amiens and Beauvais in 1888.

With camera in hand, Atget traversed the streets of Paris, meticulously documenting the city's evolving urban fabric and rich cultural tapestry. His focus on architectural marvels and quintessentially French scenes drew the attention of artists seeking inspiration for their creations. Driven by a fervent desire to create what he humbly termed "documents," Atget pursued his craft with unwavering dedication.

In the twilight of his life, Atget's work caught the eye of surrealist Man Ray, who marveled at the surreal quality of his photographs depicting storefronts. This recognition led to a fortuitous encounter with Berenice Abbott, then darkroom assistant to Man Ray. 

Abbott sought Atget and persuaded him to sit for a photograph. To her surprise, Atget arrived at her studio dapper wearing an overcoat. She immortalized Atget in a portrait session, days before his death. Abbott assumed custodianship of his prints and negatives, emerging as a steadfast advocate for his legacy.

In 1984, Atget's enduring contributions were posthumously celebrated with his induction into the International Photography Hall of Fame and Museum.


Avenue des Gobelins (1925)

The Orangerie Staircase (1901)

Boulevard de Strasbourg (1925)

Cafe, Avenue de la Grande-Armee (1924-25)


Sources:

Wikipedia

https://www.metmuseum.org/toah/hd/atgt/hd_atgt.htm

https://www.apollo-magazine.com/eugene-atget-getty-los-angeles/

https://iphf.org/inductees/eugene-atget/

https://www.gallery.ca/collection/artist/eugene-atget

https://www.henricartierbresson.org/en/expositions/eugene-atget/

https://www.westongallery.com/original-works-by/eugene-atget