The Only Guy in the City with a Milkman

We've always heard the joke about the milkman. Usually it implies an affair that resulted in the woman giving birth to a child that isn't her husbands. 

Of course, the joke is one-sided because it focuses on the woman's infidelity.  However, unfaithfulness works both ways, and according to the General Social Survey (2023), men are more likely to cheat than women. 

But we all still get a chuckle when joking about a child that looks nothing like their biological father as the milkman's. 

 

Buck Brown, PLAYBOY (November 1994)